Thursday Tweets: Microwave Ovens

While looking through our Twitter feed we found these tweets to share with you.

We start off with a some inspiration and a laugh.

I try to accomplish epic missions before the microwave hits zero!

— Alexis From TX (@Mad_Humor) June 7, 2015

Due to a glitch on craigslist, I am currently having a casual encounter with a used microwave

— Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life) June 7, 2015

Even a "casual encounter" can have a few complications, maybe a look at the owners manual would help?

life would've been so much easier if plastic, styrofoam and aluminum plates were microwave-safe

— tahm (@tahmue) June 5, 2015

Apparently "microwave safe" means the bowl will feel like molten lava when you touch it. This is why I have trust issues..

— mark elghossain (@markthemannn) June 8, 2015

I may be graduating in a year but I guess I still don't know that metal cups make microwaves lightening ????

— Natalie Bryant (@natalieb715) June 5, 2015

Just set my microwave on fire for the second time this month??

— Bianca Siqueira (@_siqueirabianca) June 8, 2015

Generally, though microwave ovens serve us pretty well.

"you’re so hot” i whispered as i took my plate of food out of the microwave

— Nathan Robert (@NathanTTC) June 7, 2015

Even if they might get the kids into trouble with Mom.

microwaves should have a “dont make a beep sound my mom is gonna be really mad if she finds out I’m making pizza rolls at 4 am again" option

— ?s??g a?? ?ec?less : (@AdoreVictoriaD) June 5, 2015

Microwaves don't need to give warning beeps after cooking food - the last thing I'm going to do is forget I just made pizza rolls.

— Brandon Marshall (@BSMarshall2) June 5, 2015

Popcorn has never been the same since the invention of the microwave.

i was craving sweet microwave popcorn a couple of hrs ago and now im in bed eating sweet microwave popcorn. dreams really do come true kids

— kari (@folieadouchebag) June 8, 2015

We salute the Microwave Oven!

Big shout out to all microwaves out there for understanding how lazy we are.

— Shimmy (@Shimmycocopuffs) May 30, 2015

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