Thursday Tweets: Dishwasher Style

While looking through our Twitter feed we found these tweets to share with you.

The first post we see today addresses one of the great problems of our time.

The greatest threat to marriage today is effective communication about whether the dishes in the dishwasher are clean or dirty.

— Prentice Elliott (@PrenticeElliott) May 12, 2015

Of course, there are other ways a dishwasher might interfere with marital bliss.

Put my great grandmother’s cast iron pan in the dishwasher if you want to. I will take your head clean off your shoulders with the same pan.

— Samantha Reine (@CuzImAReinegade) May 12, 2015

Sometimes, the best of intentions can wrong too.

Daddy, what's not dishwasher safe? Oh, that means one day daddy will think he's helping by loading the dishwasher but get yelled at for it.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 4, 2015

Of course, it could be that someone has unrealistic expectations.

Some people say you should rinse your plates before putting them in the dishwasher. I say HAVE HUMANS ACHIEVED NOTHING?!?!?!?!?!?!

— Joe Hildebrand (@Joe_Hildebrand) May 10, 2015

Some folks DO appreciate how good they have it, though.

They say diamonds are a girl's best friend, but today it is my dishwasher.

— American Housewife (@WhatIDoAllDay) May 12, 2015

Appreciation can take several forms.

Hubs just told me which dishwasher we are buying... Kinda turned me on. :) #marriage

— Debbie (@gizzydebbie) May 7, 2015

Sometime's your spouse deserves the thanks, other times it is all you.

Just opened my dishwasher to empty it and it was already emptied (by me, last night at 11 pm) -- it's called treating yourself, ladies!!!!

— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) May 7, 2015

With less planning, you may still have a chore to do. With a little luck, this is as bad as it gets.

Pretty sure my major accomplishment for today is going to be unloading the dishwasher. #lifewithatoddler #toddlerlife #winning

— Amanda Serenity Now (@SerenityNowGirl) May 12, 2015

When you do get around to washing those dishes, take quick look in the machine before you start loading it.

Always check your dishwasher pic.twitter.com/BChBMgjmTA

— Barbara Purpura (@barbara_purpura) May 11, 2015

Have great day and keep on smiling!

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